I am the proprietor of Don't Touch Me Industries. The reason for the business name is because it really makes me cranky when people think they can touch me (and other folks) without consent.

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I have been in recovery for alcohol, drugs, codependency and adult child issues and I am currently working through childhood trauma through IFS therapy and EMDR. It's great (enter massive amounts of sarcasm here). ​

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My business is creating herb and stone satchels as well as ritual kits. Right now I also have some hand made meditation beads. This is called my 'Witchy Bitch' line.

I also create scented candles, bath bombs and shower steamers for my 'Basic Bitch' line.

​As you may have noticed my picture is not the standard picture one may see on their business website. The reason is because... well fuck that. I come as I am. I used to be a paramedic so my sense of humor is fucked up (I suppose seeing dead people may do that) and that comes out as dark humor. Which I am disappointingly finding that it is not for everyone.  

Anyway. 

I laugh a lot (usually) and especially at my own mistakes (and others) because, well, what else am I supposed to do?  :D So that's the reason for the not so serious picture. Because there's enough time to be serious. If I can take every opportunity to be silly then it's a good day! That was cheezy as fuck but alas, here we are.